Ivy Paige's Scandalous!
Ivy Paige’s Scandalous...the 18th century romp of the 21st century! Recommended by Time Out“ Genre busting” -The Scotsman...“Fabulous” - Graham Norton... “One of the best comperes of her time as well as feast for the eyes” - Chaz Royale London Burlesque Festival... Come join the legendary cabaret and burlesque star, Ivy Paige and her troupe of wicked women as she welcomes you into her ‘SCANDALOUS’ house of whorecraft. Inside her parlour, Ivy Paige (the Original Scarlet Lady) invites you for an evening of “theatre burlesque”, and fuses song, storytelling, stand up and striptease in her imitable style; this coupled with her ascorbic wit and lashings of audience participation, promises to deliver a show not to be missed! . Expect a bawdy night of lust, lipstick, libertines and lovers. Londoners beware - attending such a night as this guarantees the end of a fine reputation and the start of a wonderful SCANDAL!!!.
Two shows! - 6.30pm and 9.30pm - followed by DJ and dancing till 3am.
Seated tickets - early show £25; late show £30.
Please note that a ticket to this show gives you a dinner reservation for a minimum of two courses. Dinner is not included in the ticket price. To see the A La Carte Menu and view prices, please click on 'Cocktails & Cuisine'
There are no standing tickets available for this event.
Afternoon Tease
A scrumptious full afternoon tea (sandwiches, warm scones & everything!) with a helping of gorgeous burlesque on the side. Look out for our special Gateaux Vivants too.
Show & Tea Tickets: £35 in advance by calling 0207 831 1622 (This includes entry, a table for the afternoon, entertainment and a beautiful Afternoon Tea...A selection of finger sandwiches, warm scones, homemade jam, clotted cream, homemade patisseries, a choice of fine teas and a glass of champagne)
2.30pm – 5pm
Tricity Vogue & The Lost Band
Cheeky songstress Tricity Vogue has been dumped by her Big Band – but that’s not going to stop her putting on a show. This ukelele-toting cabaret siren plans to summon up a whole new band for herself using only her wits, charm and the magical powers of her small pink instrument. Will she find some musicians to play with in the audience? And will you be one of them?
Music, glamour and mischief – plus a saucy splash of burlesque - from Miss Vogue and friends. Featuring Miss Kitty Bang Bang, the gin-soaked princess of British burlesque, and the cheeky jazz stylings of The Tricity Vogue Slinktet.
"Tricity Vogue and her uke... recipe for one of the finest shows you'll see Kooky, quirky and ever so sweet, it's cabaret to run down side-streets for - just get there early."
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"Anyone else a massive fan of the divine Miss Vogue and her ukulele? Thought so." - Time Out Critic's Choice
Music, glamour and mischief – plus a saucy splash of burlesque - from Miss Vogue and friends. Featuring the cheeky jazz stylings of The Tricity Vogue Slinktet.
“Queen of the ukulele” Time Out
“…The fabulous Miss Tricity Vogue … her songs are saucy yet catchy, keeping you smiling and wanting more” Remote Goat
Doors: 6.15pm. Showtime: 8pm. Show Tickets: £10 seated tickets (dinner optional). Standing tickets: £5
Murder!
Burlesque legend and horror pin-up Roxy Velvet presents a cast of darkly talented, weapon wielding aristocrats. Snake charming, bullet catching, blade swallowing and fire eating become clues in a twisted plot as you pit your wits against detectives and murderers in this intriguing and seductive night on the tiles.
Show Tickets: £10 seated tickets. Dinner optional* Standing tickets: £5
Doors: 6.15pm. Showtime: 8pm
*For current dinner prices, please see the A La Carte Menu in the cuisine section.
Murder!
Burlesque legend and horror pin-up Roxy Velvet presents a cast of darkly talented, weapon wielding aristocrats. Snake charming, bullet catching, blade swallowing and fire eating become clues in a twisted plot as you pit your wits against detectives and murderers in this intriguing and seductive night on the tiles.
Show Tickets: £15 seated tickets. Dinner optional* Standing tickets: £5
Doors: 6.15pm. Showtime: 8pm
*For current dinner prices, please see the A La Carte Menu in the cuisine section.
Murder!
Burlesque legend and horror pin-up Roxy Velvet presents a cast of darkly talented, weapon wielding aristocrats. Snake charming, bullet catching, blade swallowing and fire eating become clues in a twisted plot as you pit your wits against detectives and murderers in this intriguing and seductive night on the tiles.
Doors - 5.00pm.
Showtime - 8.00pm
Show tickets - £18 seated tickets. £10 standing tickets.
*Please note that buying a seated ticket to this event gives you a dinner reservation. Dinner is NOT included. To see the current A La Carte Menu, and to view prices, please click on 'Cocktails & Cuisine'.
Tea & Tassles
Exciting selection of some of the best Burlesque artists and singers, a live band and a touch of magic from Christian Lee and Lee Hathaway...and served with full Afternoon Tea! It's sophisticated and sexy, and showcases delights from the likes of the very gorgeous Amber Topaz, Ruby Blues, Vicky Butterfly, Kitty Bang Bang and Chrys Columbine - all of whom regularly come down to play with Pete Saunders and his very talented Volupte band. A very unique opportunity to enjoy an authentic burlesque atmosphere. It's so good its almost unbearable!
Show tickets: £35 in advance by calling 0207 831 1622 option 1. Price includes the show plus afternoon tea (sandwiches, patisserie, warm scones, clotted cream and a choice of preserves, a choice of tea and coffee, plus a complimentary glass of champagne).
2pm - 5pm
The Candy Shop
Somewhere between Hansel and Gretel and The Little Shop of Horrors lies this fantastical, ridiculous, gruesome, sublime tale, injected with the usual dose of Volupte burlesque, comedy and glamour! Starring Fred Bear as the Ogre, plus the wonderful Roxy Velvet, Spencer Maybe, Bijou Noir and Fancy Chance, winner of Alternative Miss World 2009.
Two shows! - 6.30pm and 9.30pm - followed by DJ and dancing till 3am.
Seated tickets - early show £25; late show £30.
Please note that a ticket to this show gives you a dinner reservation for a minimum of two courses. Dinner is not included in the ticket price. To see the A La Carte Menu and view prices, please click on 'Cocktails & Cuisine'
There are no standing tickets available for this event.
Spilt Milk presents The Lonely Hearts Club!
Join Spilt Milk for an evening of comedy shorts by 3 of the hottest writers in town! These stories of heartbreak, obsession and sabotage will enthrall as you wine, dine and dance the night away!
Dummer by James Riches...
A ventriloquist wants to take his act in a new direction. His dummy has other ideas.
Bobby's Girl by Dean Stalham
Davey still lusts after Caroline. Caroline dances at funerals. Thrown together by fate, will they meet each others expectations?
For a Button by Rachel Barnett
May finds love through the pursuit of a button. Will Amy's jealousy be their undoing?
"....a great night out......" 5 Stars - Remotegoat
Doors: 6.15pm. Showtime: 8pm.
Show Tickets: £10 seated tickets (dinner optional). Standing tickets: £5
Burlesque n Blues
Exciting selection of some of the best Burlesque artists and singers, a live band and a touch of magic from Christian Lee and Lee Hathaway. It's sophisticated and sexy, and showcases delights from the likes of the very gorgeous Amber Topaz, Roxy Velvet, Ruby Blues, Vicky Butterfly, Kitty Bang Bang and Chrys Columbine - all of whom regularly come down to play with Pete Saunders and his very talented Volupte band. A very unique opportunity to enjoy an authentic burlesque atmosphere. It's so good its almost unbearable!
Doors: 6.15pm. Showtime: 8pm.
Show tickets - £10 seated tickets. Dinner optional*
*For current dinner prices, please see the A La Carte Menu in the cuisine section.
Gracie & The G-Spots
Live music from Gracie and the G-Spots - a rocking little 5-piece taking in swing, jive, r'n'b and some deliciously saucy comedy numbers. Accompanying them tonight are the outrageously beautiful and most fairest FANCY CHANCE (burlesque terrorist par excellence and winner of miss alternative world 2009!), plus Matt Hennem presents 'Liquid Crystal' - a breathtaking contemporary fusion of dance, juggling and illusion which has to be seen to be believed! Only 5 pound standing!
Doors - 5pm. Showtime: 8pm.
Show tickets: £15 seated tickets. Dinner is optional*
*To see the current A La Carte Menu and the prices, please click on 'Cocktails & Cuisine'
Standing tickets: £5.
The Black Cotton Club
Creator of London’s first Burlesque & Grind Joint Mr El Nino from the Lady Luck Club presents The Black Cotton Club – an evening of music, dance & mischief! A highly popular dance night encompassing music from the 20s – 40s…hot house swing, gypsy jazz, race rhythms, viper vibes, bebop rhumba, Charleston jump, cuban cha-cha…with wax spinners Demi The Viper, Lady Kamikaze and Mr Burlesque El Nino….
Live band on at Midnight. 10pm – 3am £10 before 11pm, £12 after 11pm.
No advance tickets available.
Attire: Ravishing & refined robes
TICKETS TO THE BLACK COTTON CLUB ARE ONLY £5 FOR STRIP POKER GUESTS
Strip Poker
...a night of comedy, magic, music and striptease. Starring Vicious Delicious, plus live music from Blofeld and the Bad Guys. Volupté transforms into a Bond-movie casino as your magician host Mr Christian Lee conjures up a bygone era of sinful exploits and deals out a winning hand of sensational variety acts. Dress up and dine in elegant surroundings while the roulette wheel spins the way you've never seen it spin before. Whether you like it shaken or stirred, there are thrills and laughs aplenty on the green baize ! A debauched and riotous night with great food, great entertainment, and of course, a very tantalising game of cards... “Christian Lee - The king of comedy magic" – Time Out.
Doors - 6.15pm. Showtime - 7pm
Show tickets - £18 seated tickets. £10 standing tickets.
*Please note that buying a seated ticket to this event gives you a dinner reservation. Dinner is NOT included. For current A La Carte prices, please click on Cocktails & Cuisine.
TICKETS TO THE BLACK COTTON CLUB ARE ONLY £5 FOR STRIP POKER GUESTS
Glamour Toujours!
A glamorous and voluptuous celebration, with our starlets presenting their most sensual acts! Including Lord Ritz, Audacity Chutzpah (Winner of the Tournament of Tease 2008), Bijou Noir, Lady Ane Angel and Amber Topaz, hosted by the Grande Dame of Burlesque herself: Goodtime Mama Jojo, founder of the London Academy of Burlesque. Be prepared to be dazzled!
Two shows! - 6.30pm and 9.30pm - followed by DJ and dancing till 3am.
Seated tickets - early show £25; late show £30.
Please note that a ticket to this show gives you a dinner reservation for a minimum of two courses. Dinner is not included in the ticket price. To see the A La Carte Menu and view prices, please click on 'Cocktails & Cuisine' There are no standing tickets available for this event.
Afternoon Tease
A scrumptious full afternoon tea (sandwiches, warm scones & everything!) with a helping of gorgeous burlesque on the side. Look out for our special Gateaux Vivants too.
Show & Tea Tickets: £35 in advance by calling 0207 831 1622 (This includes entry, a table for the afternoon, entertainment and a beautiful Afternoon Tea...A selection of finger sandwiches, warm scones, homemade jam, clotted cream, homemade patisseries, a choice of fine teas and a glass of champagne)
2.30pm – 5pm
Varietease!
Amber Topaz - showgirl sensation & International Burlesque Bombshell brings you a musical extravaganza of the frivolous and fabulous.
Full of cheek, charm and large helping of sauce, and featuring special guests from the cream of the cabaret crop - including Master of Ceremonies & Frontman of Bearlesque Mr Fred Bear, songstress & musician extraordinaire Coco La Vie, & a touch of circus.
This show is pure entertainment!
"Dazzling... burlesque bombshell.." - Time Out
"Magnificent.." - Sir Terence Conran
"Channeling Monroe & Minnelli with exxxtra sequins and mucho chutzpah..." Diva live review.
"Incredibly talented..." Remotegoat
Doors: 5pm. Show starts at 8pm
Show tickets - £10 seated tickets. Dinner is optional.
*Dinner is not included in the ticket price. To see the A La Carte Menu and view prices, please click on 'Cocktails & Cuisine'
Standing tickets: £5
Spilt Milk presents The Lonely Hearts Club!
Join Spilt Milk for an evening of comedy shorts by 3 of the hottest writers in town! These stories of heartbreak, obsession and sabotage will enthrall as you wine, dine and dance the night away!
Dummer by James Riches
A ventriloquist wants to take his act in a new direction. His dummy has other ideas.
Bobby's Girl by Dean Stalham
Davey still lusts after Caroline. Caroline dances at funerals. Thrown together by fate, will they meet each others expectations?
For a Button by Rachel Barnett
May finds love through the pursuit of a button. Will Amy's jealousy be their undoing?
"....a great night out......" 5 Stars - Remotegoat
Doors: 6.15pm. Showtime: 8pm. Show tickets: £10. Dinner optional. Standing tickets: £5
Spilt Milk presents The Lonely Hearts Club!
Join Spilt Milk for an evening of comedy shorts by 3 of the hottest writers in town! These stories of heartbreak, obsession and sabotage will enthrall as you wine, dine and dance the night away!
Dummer by James Riches
A ventriloquist wants to take his act in a new direction. His dummy has other ideas.
Bobby's Girl by Dean Stalham
Davey still lusts after Caroline. Caroline dances at funerals. Thrown together by fate, will they meet each others expectations?
For a Button by Rachel Barnett
May finds love through the pursuit of a button. Will Amy's jealousy be their undoing?
"....a great night out......" 5 Stars - Remotegoat
Doors: 6.15pm. Showtime: 8pm. Show tickets: £15. Dinner optional. Standing tickets: £5.
GOGO!
...spinning soul and funk throughout the night!
A brand new night in London’s most decadent little hidden club. Upstairs bar, subterranean dancefloor. Music will be soul and funk from early 60s to early 70s plus a bit o ska for good measure in the upstairs bar, plus whatever else takes our fancy. If you come dressed in original 60’s, mod, or so it looks like you made an effort for the scene it will be gratefully appreciated.
11pm – 3am!
Advance tickets: £8
Door: £10
£5 ENTRY TO GUESTS WHO ATTEND THE SPILT MILK SHOW
Spilt Milk presents... The Lonely Hearts Club
Join Spilt Milk for an evening of comedy shorts by 3 of the hottest writers in town! These stories of heartbreak, obsession and sabotage will enthrall as you wine, dine and dance the night away!
Dummer by James Riches
A ventriloquist wants to take his act in a new direction. His dummy has other ideas.
Bobby's Girl by Dean Stalham
Davey still lusts after Caroline. Caroline dances at funerals. Thrown together by fate, will they meet each others expectations?
For a Button by Rachel Barnett
May finds love through the pursuit of a button. Will Amy's jealousy be their undoing?
"....a great night out......" 5 Stars - Remotegoat
Doors: 6.15pm. Showtime: 8pm. Show tickets: £18. Seated guests must have a minimum of two dinner courses. Dinner not included in ticket price.
Standing tickets: £10
GOGO!
...spinning soul and funk throughout the night! A brand new night in London’s most decadent little hidden club. Upstairs bar, subterranean dancefloor. Music will be soul and funk from early 60s to early 70s plus a bit o ska for good measure in the upstairs bar, plus whatever else takes our fancy.
Dresscode: 60s mod.
11pm – 3am! Advance tickets: £8 Door:
£5 entry to guests who attend the Fancy Chance show
Tea & Tassles
Exciting selection of some of the best Burlesque artists and singers, a live band and a touch of magic from Christian Lee and Lee Hathaway...and served with full Afternoon Tea! It's sophisticated and sexy, and showcases delights from the likes of the very gorgeous Amber Topaz, Ruby Blues, Vicky Butterfly, Kitty Bang Bang and Chrys Columbine - all of whom regularly come down to play with Pete Saunders and his very talented Volupte band. A very unique opportunity to enjoy an authentic burlesque atmosphere. It's so good its almost unbearable!
Show tickets: £35 in advance by calling 0207 831 1622 option 1. Price includes the show plus afternoon tea (sandwiches, patisserie, warm scones, clotted cream and a choice of preserves, a choice of tea and coffee, plus a complimentary glass of champagne).
2pm - 5pm
The Candy Shop
Somewhere between Hansel and Gretel and The Little Shop of Horrors lies this fantastical, ridiculous, gruesome, sublime tale, injected with the usual dose of Volupte burlesque, comedy and glamour! Starring Dusty Limits as the Ogre, plus the wonderful Roxy Velvet, Bijou Noir, Spencer Maybe & Fancy Chance, winner of Alternative Miss World 2009.
Two shows! - 6.30pm and 9.30pm - followed by DJ and dancing till 3am.
Seated tickets - early show £25; late show £30.
Please note that a ticket to this show gives you a dinner reservation for a minimum of two courses. Dinner is not included in the ticket price. To see the A La Carte Menu and view prices, please click on 'Cocktails & Cuisine'
There are no standing tickets available for this event.
Burlesque n Blues!
Exciting selection of some of the best Burlesque artists and singers, a live band and a touch of magic from Christian Lee and Lee Hathaway. It's sophisticated and sexy, and showcases delights from the likes of the very gorgeous Amber Topaz, Kitty Bang Bang and Chrys Columbine - all of whom regularly come down to play with Pete Saunders and his very talented Volupte band. A very unique opportunity to enjoy an authentic burlesque atmosphere. It's so good its almost unbearable!
Doors: 6.15pm. Showtime: 8pm.
Show tickets - £10 seated tickets. Dinner optional*
*For current dinner prices, please see the A La Carte Menu in the cuisine section
Burlesque n Blues
Exciting selection of some of the best Burlesque artists and singers, a live band and a touch of magic from Christian Lee and Lee Hathaway. It's sophisticated and sexy, and showcases delights from the likes of the very gorgeous Amber Topaz, Kitty Bang Bang and Chrys Columbine - all of whom regularly come down to play with Pete Saunders and his very talented Volupte band. A very unique opportunity to enjoy an authentic burlesque atmosphere. It's so good its almost unbearable!
Doors: 6.15pm. Showtime: 8pm.
Show tickets - £10 seated tickets. Dinner optional*
*For current dinner prices, please see the A La Carte Menu in the cuisine section.
Varietease!
Amber Topaz - showgirl sensation & International Burlesque Bombshell brings you a musical extravaganza of the frivolous and fabulous.
Full of cheek, charm and large helping of sauce, and featuring special guests from the cream of the cabaret crop - including Master of Ceremonies & Frontman of Bearlesque Mr Fred Bear, songstress & musician extraordinaire Coco La Vie, & a touch of circus.
This show is pure entertainment!
"Dazzling... burlesque bombshell.." - Time Out
"Magnificent.." - Sir Terence Conran
"Channeling Monroe & Minnelli with exxxtra sequins and mucho chutzpah..." Diva live review.
"Incredibly talented..." Remotegoat
Doors: 5pm. Show starts at 8pm
Show tickets - £15 seated tickets. Dinner is optional.
*Dinner is not included in the ticket price. To see the A La Carte Menu and view prices, please click on 'Cocktails & Cuisine'
Standing tickets: £5
Varietease!
Amber Topaz - showgirl sensation & International Burlesque Bombshell brings you a musical extravaganza of the frivolous and fabulous.
Full of cheek, charm and large helping of sauce, and featuring special guests from the cream of the cabaret crop - including Master of Ceremonies & Frontman of Bearlesque Mr Fred Bear, songstress & musician extraordinaire Coco La Vie, & a touch of circus.
This show is pure entertainment!
"Dazzling... burlesque bombshell.." - Time Out
"Magnificent.." - Sir Terence Conran
"Channeling Monroe & Minnelli with exxxtra sequins and mucho chutzpah..." Diva live review.
"Incredibly talented..." Remotegoat
Doors: 5pm. Show starts at 7pm
Show tickets - £18 seated tickets. Please note that a seated ticket gives you a dinner reservation for a minimum of two courses. Dinner is not included in the ticket price. To see the A La Carte Menu and view prices, please click on 'Cocktails & Cuisine'
Standing Tickets: £10
Shuffle
With so much music in your MP3 player, why would you listen to just one style and one album the whole time? Everyone likes to mix up a bit, and we're no exception, so tonight and every last Friday of the month...we're doing it with live acts!
This month, we welcome...
Andy Harwood- Bowie-esque synth extraordinaire
www.myspace.com/andyharwoodmusic
State city disco-Electro pop trio
http://www.myspace.com/statecitydisco
KOF-Rapper to end all.
http://www.myspace.com/youngkofurbeatz
Tickets are £8 pre booked or bought before 10pm, and £10 after. Wear black and red, or something of either colour and receive 30% off your first cocktail and a free 9 track CD of the performers you see on the night!
10pm till 3am - with a DJ to boot! £8 before 10pm, £10 after. Tickets available in advance from 0207 831 1622 or on the door. £5 for Varietease guests.
Varietease!
Amber Topaz - showgirl sensation & International Burlesque Bombshell brings you a musical extravaganza of the frivolous and fabulous.
Full of cheek, charm and large helping of sauce, and featuring special guests from the cream of the cabaret crop - including Master of Ceremonies & Frontman of Bearlesque Mr Fred Bear, songstress & musician extraordinaire Coco La Vie, & a touch of circus.
This show is pure entertainment!
"Dazzling... burlesque bombshell.." - Time Out
"Magnificent.." - Sir Terence Conran
"Channeling Monroe & Minnelli with exxxtra sequins and mucho chutzpah..." Diva live review.
"Incredibly talented..." Remotegoat
Two shows! - 6.30pm and 9.30pm - followed by DJ and dancing till 3am.
Seated tickets - early show £25; late show £30.
Please note that a ticket to this show gives you a dinner reservation for a minimum of two courses. Dinner is not included in the ticket price. To see the A La Carte Menu and view prices, please click on 'Cocktails & Cuisine'
There are no standing tickets available for this event.
Tea & Tassles
Exciting selection of some of the best Burlesque artists and singers, a live band and a touch of magic from Christian Lee and Lee Hathaway...and served with full Afternoon Tea! It's sophisticated and sexy, and showcases delights from the likes of the very gorgeous Amber Topaz, Ruby Blues, Vicky Butterfly, Kitty Bang Bang and Chrys Columbine - all of whom regularly come down to play with Pete Saunders and his very talented Volupte band. A very unique opportunity to enjoy an authentic burlesque atmosphere. It's so good its almost unbearable!
Show tickets: £35 in advance by calling 0207 831 1622 option 1. Price includes the show plus afternoon tea (sandwiches, patisserie, warm scones, clotted cream and a choice of preserves, a choice of tea and coffee, plus a complimentary glass of champagne).
2pm - 5pm
